You can find the introduction to my League Pass rankings in Part I (which is entirely free to read!). I’ll save us all a few minutes and skip the preamble. Let’s see how many giant fanbases I can antagonize right off the bat today:
15) Los Angeles Lakers
Ever see a man spontaneously explode? Watch JJ Redick; it’s gonna happen any day now.
Luka Doncic’s individual brilliance is consistently jaw-dropping, but his constant complaining and criticizing have always turned me off. At his best, he’s one of the league’s great showmen. He might drop 70 again this year.
Austin Reaves’ foul-drawing tricks are nifty and effective, but not always beautiful. Still, he has plenty of jaw-dropping moments:
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The role players are an odd bunch. Quentin Grimes has become disturbingly important. I hate to admit it, but I’m a little curious to see how Bronny James stands on his own two feet. Sandro Mamukelashvili has a much daintier game than his frame would suggest, while Jarred Vanderbilt is an anthropomorphized floor burn.
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